I have no clue what I'm doing

For those of you who harbored illusions about my competency, let me say this once and for all:

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING

As proof of this statement, this notice appeared when I logged in today to write about Jagex and their membership-driven revenues:

I have no clue what cookies I'm using, what data I'm collecting, or even if I have readers from Europe. (If so, welcome!)

Nonetheless, please consider yourselves warned.

Good hunting,
~ Tidwin ~